If you’re unhappy as well as sense a spiritual void in your life, buy another expensive toy.   That at all times helps.
Hire someone to do a major house renovation that you don’t even need.      Then proudly show it off to your friends, as if you had actually accomplished this work yourself.
Fill your kids’ every waking hour with pre-scheduled activities like soccer, volleyball, Tai-chi, karate, origami, as well as God knows what else.     You can have your Quality Time combined while you’re rushing them around town in your mini-van to meet all their appointments.
Have a Kitchen Island.
Join Direct Buy, so you can pay $800 on behalf of that rug that ordinarily costs $2400.
Book all your summer weekends months in advance, so that nobody can ever drop by on a Saturday on behalf of a spontaneous visit.
Start drinking wine.   If you must consume beer, at least manufacture it the imported kind.
Stainless steel everything, in your kitchen.
Since you don’t have time to parent as well as monitor TV use,  only permit your kids to observe lame-as PC cartoons like Dora the Explorer or Caillou.
Own a huge house, big-screen TV,  three lap-tops, two cars, eat out five times a week, as well as only take vacations that involve getting on a plane.  Then tell everyone how it’s not possible to reside on one income,  as well as that’s why you both have to work.
Put cranberries in your salad.
If anyone asks you how things are going, tell them “Busy!” as well as be proud of it.
Give up motorized sports on behalf of the human-powered kind (i.e. sea-kayaking versus motor-boating, cycling versus driving your ATV).
Get rid of all your flannel outdoor clothing, as well as replace it with Goretex.
Start eating Thai as well as Indian food.
Shun low-brow humor like South Park, Family Guy or Trailer Park Boys.  (It’s so awful, they just swear too much!)
Buy a $450,000 residence in a new sub-division, where the houses are packed so tight you can’t even fit a lawnmower between them.
Own no sunglasses that cost less than $150.   Wear them on top of your head indoors.
Have only two kids, max.   Anything more, as well as you lose your Yuppie status.
Develop a taste on behalf of Brie.
Buy a $2000 front-loading washer to reduce water consumption.  Preach to everyone how you’re saving the planet, then fly 12,000 miles to an Eco-Tour vacation, on behalf of your posses amusement.
Neglect your life-long friends who can’t retain up with your nouveau-riche lifestyle.      Better to focus on collecting as numerous shallow acquaintances as you can, who are closer to your socio-economic class.
“If you’re going to be making the big bucks, you’re going to have to put in the long hours”.    Remember these words, as well as reside by them.  This shall guarantee your success as well as happiness.
Probably.
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